“ My friends have not seen London,
They have never been to France,
But yesterday at recess, they
saw my underpants
I kicked a ball my skirt flew up,
and I know what they saw
The girls all stared and blushed and laughed
The boys said “OO-la-la”
I’ve thought a lot about it
This conclusion I have drawn,
I’m embarrassed that they saw them
But I am glad I had them on.