| 1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Do you have a permit for selling hotdogs?
3. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts 6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary”.
8. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Source: http://www.blueanything.com/ten-ways-to-tell-someone-their-fly-is-open/ | 
