| Support Rep: |
Good afternoon. Thank you for calling God. This is Reshawnda speaking. How may I assist you today? |
| Woman Caller: |
(Distraught) I-I need to speak to God. |
| Support Rep: |
I'm sorry, everybody does. Perhaps there's something I can assist you with? |
| Woman Caller: |
M-My father... he's... in a coma. |
| Support Rep: |
Okay. May I get your ID number, ma'am? |
| Woman Caller: |
What? I don't have... |
| Support Rep: |
It's on the back of your bible. |
| Woman Caller: |
(The receiver is jostled. Pause) ...56839? |
| Support Rep: |
Okay, ma'am. Are you somewhere close to your father where you can also hold the phone? |
| Woman Caller: |
Yes. Please, I-I just want to ask God... to look out for my father... and... deliver him from-- |
| Support Rep: |
Okay, ma'am. I just activated your father. Try him now. |
| Father: |
(In background) Mary? What's going on? |
| Woman Caller: |
Oh my God! He's awake!! |
| Support Rep: |
Is there anything else I can assist you with today? |
| Woman Caller: |
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!! |
| Support Rep: |
You're welcome, ma'am. May I ask you to take a few moments to participate in a brief sur-- |
(Line goes dead.) |
