A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have
to write the exam with your other hand.
