1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor and you don’t care.

2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone’s bleeding.

3. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.

4. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

5. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.

6. You’re willing to kiss your child’s boo-boo, regardless of where it is.

7. Your baby’s pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her, after you suck the dirt off of it because you’re too busy to wash it off.

8. Your kids make jokes about burping, pooping, etc. and you think it’s funny.

9. You’re so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

10. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.