This is a hilarious conversation on AIM. br0kenrabbit: hi Greg_ValveOLS: good evening br0kenrabbit: What's ip? br0kenrabbit: up? Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team br0kenrabbit: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS: yes br0kenrabbit: Why? Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information br0kenrabbit: My information? Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you? br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down. Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format? br0kenrabbit: Well... Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:) br0kenrabbit: Well Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg? Greg_ValveOLS: k br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either. br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see. Greg_ValveOLS: huh? Greg_ValveOLS: bs br0kenrabbit: Trace it. Greg_ValveOLS: how br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter. Greg_ValveOLS: oh k br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password. br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account. Greg_ValveOLS: why? br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS? Greg_ValveOLS: Tod? Greg_ValveOLS: tos br0kenrabbit says:terms of service Greg_ValveOLS: were? br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account. Greg_ValveOLS: why br0kenrabbit: I just told you why Greg_ValveOLS: br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? Greg_ValveOLS: k br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes. Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit: Is this you? Greg_ValveOLS: ya br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account? Greg_ValveOLS: ya br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx br0kenrabbit: Okay. br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude Greg_ValveOLS: m br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP? Greg_ValveOLS: ya br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP? Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information. Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite? br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence? br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx br0kenrabbit: Illinios? Greg_ValveOLS: yes br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account? Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off. Greg_ValveOLS: why br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account. Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off? Greg_ValveOLS: ya br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment. br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now. Greg_ValveOLS: k Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@? br0kenrabbit : Greg Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY br0kenrabbit: Greg Greg_ValveOLS: what br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password. Greg_ValveOLS: what???? br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt. Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why? br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account? Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information? Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it br0kenrabbit: Greg Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas Greg_ValveOLS: what br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, @!$%#.
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