Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband : Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found . . . Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters . . . Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband : It's by Default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband : File in use . . . Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus.
