1. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
2. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
3. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. You! Off my planet!!
6. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
7. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
8. Earth is full, Go home.
9. What am I?!?! Flypaper for freaks?!?!
10. I started out with nothing....and I still have most of it left.
11. Not all people are annoying....some are dead.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
13. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
14. I feel like I'm diagonally parked.........in a parallel universe.
15. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
16. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!
17. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
18. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
19. I am NOT anti-social, I just don't give a fuck about you.
20. A penny saved isn't going to buy you shit.
21. Don't play dumb, I'm better at it than you.
22. I laugh in the face of Death! Well, maybe not laugh...more like snicker. And I wouldn't do it directly at his face, so it's more like a quiet snicker behind Death's back.
23. One by one, you people steal my sanity...
24. I've got 5 words for you, God: You'll never take me alive!!!
25. The voice inside my head has a stutter...It's really annoying.
