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Great Female Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." 



Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"  

 Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


 Man: "Your place or mine?"  

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 


  Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"    

  Woman: "It's in the phone book."


  Man: "But I don't know your name."  

 Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"


     Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

     Woman: "Unfertilized!"


     Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

     Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


    Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."   

   Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and Great Dane?"


 Man: "I know how to please a woman."  

 Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


 Man: "I want to give myself to you."  

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." 


Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."


Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


 Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.     

 Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? 



Category: Jokes | Added by: luisag (2009-07-12) | Author: Luis Graulau
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