11. Flying spaghetti monster. If you don't know what it is... it just looks ugly. 10. Power button. Hmm, we thought that was lower on the body...
9. For everyone who flunked chemistry... it's salt! Woohoo!
8. Ahh, yes, the binary arm-band. Totally "01100011011011110110111101101100," dude.
7.
This way, whenever he looks at his watch, he'll be reminded of the
video game console he owned in 1986. Which is really all you need in
life, isn't it?
6. Nothing says "love" like an emoticon stabbed into your dermis.
6. Let's hope it doesn't play that annoying Space Invaders music all the time.
5. Now that's what we call ARM-rithmatic! Hahahahahahahaha -- shoot us.
4. We're told he also has Ewoks on his ass cheeks.
3. Oh no! Orochimaru's gonna get you! How will you use Chidori on Itachi!?... What? No Naruto fans out there?
2. Tramp stamp + programming language = the perfect woman. 1. DOS tattoo... when you absolutely want the world to know that you've just given up.
