It's hard to believe considering how many diseases are floating around the average hotel room, but lots of people still like to have sex on their travels. And when it comes time for some hotel nookie, it's time to break out the old Do Not Disturb sign. And when that happens, you can only hope that you find one of these 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs to help get your point across to the hotel staff.
9. The Embassy Suites Sign The
"good reason" referenced in this sign is usually that you are busy
drowning your sorrows in Funyons and wondering why the girl you met in
the bar didn't want to come back to your room with you.
8. The "No Molesten" Sign Yeah,
we know that this probably means something completely innocent in
whatever language it is written in. But our minds see what we want them
to see and in this case it's a hot girl and a funny Do Not Disturb sign.
7. The Homemade Sign You've
got to appreciate somebody that takes the time to make their own Do Not
Disturb sign AND work hard in bed. Some people are such overachievers.
We can't ever be bothered to do either of these things.
6. The Threesome Sign We love this sign because it speaks the universal language of herpes.
5. The Middle Finger Sign This sign is great for people who don't want their room cleaned or to take all of their valuables home with them.
4. The Hard Rock Hotel Sign Despite
its clever use of lyrics, what really sets this one apart on the funny
scale is that behind any door that has this sign hanging on it is a
silicon-filled bimbo who actually believes the guy she's banging is a
"producer" who's going to put her in movies.
3. The Cartoon Sign Nothing says "We're staying in a hotel near a NASCAR race" quite like this door hanger.
2. The Simple Sign We
love the simplicity of this sign so much that we're considering wearing
it around our head as a necklace so that people will leave us alone in
our daily life.
1. The Cowgirl Sign Not
only is this a funny Do Not Disturb sign, but it also happens to work
as a great teaching tool for the maid in case she's wondering how she
can get a big tip from you.
