Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link.
Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Buddhist explanation: .........................
Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?
HTTP 404 - File not found - Internet Explorer 
