| To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target |
| The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. |
| Murphy's Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder" |
| "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words |
| When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. |
| If the enemy is in range, so are you. |
| Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. |
| If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. |
| If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. |
| Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. |
| Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. |
| A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. |
| Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun. |
| Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified. |
| Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires. |
| Friendly fire - isn't. |
| When in doubt empty the magazine. |
| If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. |
| Clever is getting out alive. |
| The easy way is always mined. |
